a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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