yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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