I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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