he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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