I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
