He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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