I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize