Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize