Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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