He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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