once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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