Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
