you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
