Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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