i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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