i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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