Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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