After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
