We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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