well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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