His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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