WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
