He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
she looked like the before picture.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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