pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
well you can't waste a boner
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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