..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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