Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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