I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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