yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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