Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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