My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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