Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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