she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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