she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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