I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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