i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
me + whiskey = a bad person
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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