Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
