i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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