I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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