best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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