it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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