i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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