so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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