Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
We are all done wearing pants today
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