I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Randomize
