She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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