Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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