Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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