I can't watch pbs sober anymore
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
And then my night got REAL pukey
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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