You made me cry and you don't even care
barbara walters just said penis...
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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