i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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