we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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