Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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