did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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