As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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