also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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